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Our advertising strategies kick more ass than a six-legged robotic ass-kicking machine with the "kick-ass" dial set to eleven.  

We time and target our ads so accurately that they make the act of dart-throwing across an abyss during a meteor shower while balancing on a tightrope and juggling hot potatoes look pathetic.


Whether your target audience is the kind of people who spent 25 hours on social media every day or the sort of adrenaline-obsessed lunatics who don’t even use their phones because they’re always out doing crazy shiz like climbing up rockfaces in the middle of nowhere or jumping out of planes for the hell of it – we’ll steal their attention and give it to your brand. 

We captured yours well enough, didn’t we?

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